Dude, the fine print is right there! It's all natural because it doesn't have preservatives. Not that I think that makes much difference in how something tastes, just that it gives it a shorter shelf life, meaning increased delivery frequency, which means depletion of fossil fuels and burning holes in the ozone and AAAAARGHH! Pizza Hut is causing GLOBAL WARMING!
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Seriously, all natural pepperoni? I feel like that's a little false advertising.
Dude, the fine print is right there! It's all natural because it doesn't have preservatives. Not that I think that makes much difference in how something tastes, just that it gives it a shorter shelf life, meaning increased delivery frequency, which means depletion of fossil fuels and burning holes in the ozone and AAAAARGHH! Pizza Hut is causing GLOBAL WARMING!
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